gookgod:

ask-fubar-the-scout:

gookgod:

Job interviewer: you like Yuri?
Me: hell yea
Job interviewer: hell yea

*Yaoi

you’re fucking fired 

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pregnantmales:

why wasnt i a part of this

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

what is this even from

THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

WHAT IS THI S OMFG

but the real question is where can i watch this

this post gets me through everything

I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

the orange one isn’t even doing it right

the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying

(Source: komaedakouhai, via simplypab)

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via k4rk4ts-nubs)

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madworldofmymind:

thattallsummonerguy:

Pretty much the same thing with dudes and their dingles

Is this what girls think all guys do when their penis’ aren’t erect?

madworldofmymind:

thattallsummonerguy:

Pretty much the same thing with dudes and their dingles

Is this what girls think all guys do when their penis’ aren’t erect?

(Source: shenaniganstime, via k4rk4ts-nubs)

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2 hours ago

burpywatermelons:

The best Pokemon name in the world.

(Source: montagemode, via k4rk4ts-nubs)

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2 hours ago

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

(via heyfunniest)

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2 hours ago

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

image

(via onlylolgifs)

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